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In the aftermath, he then wrote a post detailing how [[Haz Al-Din|Haz]] would supposedly be extradited to [[Russia|Russia]]<ref>https://twitter.com/InfraDmitriy/status/1740391994961084911</ref>. | In the aftermath, he then wrote a post detailing how [[Haz Al-Din|Haz]] would supposedly be extradited to [[Russia|Russia]]<ref>https://twitter.com/InfraDmitriy/status/1740391994961084911</ref>. | ||
== Collected Poetic Works of LARP Canonist == | |||
=== Entry #1 === | |||
You laught, you jeer, but time will come; | |||
The age of [[Karl Marx|Marx]] has left; | |||
The end of pride has just begun, | |||
You are not smart, nor deft, | |||
And when in chains, you stand aloft, begging on your knees, | |||
The [[Romanov| Tsar]] will judge your frail form, and hear your final: "Please" | |||
=== Entry #2 === | |||
Expose I shall, the [[Jackson Hinkle|Hinkle]]'s lies, and face the dragon strong; | |||
Though weak I am, my arguments - are true and sharp in form; | |||
Through skilful Tzadik craft, quite vile, they've preyed on [[Christianity|Christians]] long; | |||
Debate I shall, the Hydra's head, before it can conform; | |||
Degenerates, they prosecture, my Church, it's Holy Saints; | |||
I gather knowledge, all the same, and will accept my fate; | |||
I reinforce the [[Christianity|Christian]] faith, through [[Jackson Hinkle|Hinkle]'s vile defame; | |||
Talmudic [[Marxism|Marxism]] soon falls and I will be to blame. | |||
=== Entry #3 === | |||
[[Christianity|Orthodox]] folk, they've seen your lies, your mongrel words, vile enterprise; | |||
We tweet at you: “Debate us now”, avoid in shame, not like the wise. | |||
My witty words will drown the lies, like Max in Fury Road I ride, to beat the people's thirst; | |||
A friend of the demonic [Haz|Haz]]. Surprised? I was deceived at first! | |||
[[Jackson Hinkle|Hinkle]] evades, much like a rat, he runs to lurk in holes; | |||
But find I shall, grab evil hide, and [[Marxism|Marxism]] will fall. | |||
=== Entry #4 === | |||
[[Haz|You]]are a sacrilegious, blaspheming, spiritually rotten embarrassment to the entire [[Middle East|Middle East]]. | |||
When I defeat your [[Jackson Hinkle|master]] in debate, I will challenge you to a boxing fight in real life, we will stream it on [[Kick|Kick]]. | |||
You will have a broken nose, bruised mouth, and purple cheeks - but at least your vile tongue will not speak evil anti- [[Russia|Russian]] and anti-[[Christianity|Christian]] things ever again. | |||
I will teach you a lesson. You slanderous dog. | |||
Run along to your master, I call him now 🐕👈🏻 | |||
== Bonus == | == Bonus == | ||
Face Reveal <ref>https://twitter.com/PunishedBeter/status/1746419545076846847</ref> | Face Reveal <ref>https://twitter.com/PunishedBeter/status/1746419545076846847</ref> | ||