Editing Orthodox Canonist

Orthodox Canonist is a [[LARP|LARPer]] from [[Australia|Australia]] who is [[Romanov|Saar Nicholas II]]'s number 1 fan. He debated [[Haz Al-Din|Haz]] on whether or not [[Marxism]] is [[Satan|Satanic]] in which he was absolutely thrashed <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaXkK1OGEgI</ref>. After this, he would dodge any debates from [[Infrared]].

== Feud with Infrared ==
[[Zionism|Zionist]] Canonist proceeded to spread lies about [[Hamas|Hamas]], claiming they were keeping Israeli children in cages <ref>https://twitter.com/jacksonhinklle/status/1739852046847873282/photo/1</ref> which was quickly disproven <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgeG0WK8cbI</ref>. He also began to spread the '[[Judeo-Bolshevism Hoax|Judeo-Bolshevik]]' lie<ref>https://twitter.com/OCanonist/status/1744304464302051753</ref> (which has already been disproven by [[RTSG]]<ref>https://twitter.com/rtsgtm/status/1739426154065391748</ref>).

[[Haz Al-Din|Haz]] challenged him to debate on this issue, which he dodged, stating that he would rather debate the REAL leader of the movement which he claims is in fact [[Jackson Hinkle]]. Despite not accepting, he proceeded to slander [[Infrared|Infrared]] on [[Twitter|X]]<ref>https://twitter.com/EurekaMaoist/status/1739177583567315338</ref>. He would block every [[Twitter|X]] account associated with [[Infrared|IGG]]<ref>https://twitter.com/sasquatch_irl/status/1740135329649049862</ref> and continue to slander [[Soviet Union|Bolshevik]] leaders<ref>https://twitter.com/PunishedBeter/status/1746418831411773647</ref>.

He then lied about [[Haz Al-Din|Haz]] blocking him first, which was immediately proven false on stream<ref>https://twitter.com/PunishedBeter/status/1746431126405783716</ref>.

== Discord Saga ==
Rather than actually debate [[Haz Al-Din|Haz]], Orthodox Robloxer proceeded to sit in a [[Discord|Discord]] call with several other members of IGG and kept himself deafened and muted. During this time, he proceeded to write several paragraphs of LARP poetry, to the amusement of everyone in the call <ref>https://twitter.com/PunishedBeter/status/1746419163311341917</ref>.

In the aftermath, he then wrote a post detailing how [[Haz Al-Din|Haz]] would supposedly be extradited to [[Russia|Russia]]<ref>https://twitter.com/InfraDmitriy/status/1740391994961084911</ref>.

== Collected Poetic Works of LARP Canonist<ref>https://twitter.com/PunishedBeter/status/1746419163311341917</ref> ==
=== Entry #1 ===
You laught, you jeer, but time will come;

The age of [[Karl Marx|Marx]] has left;

The end of pride has just begun,

You are not smart, nor deft,

And when in chains, you stand aloft, begging on your knees,

The [[Romanov| Tsar]] will judge your frail form, and hear your final: "Please"

=== Entry #2 ===
Expose I shall, the [[Jackson Hinkle|Hinkle]]'s lies, and face the dragon strong;

Though weak I am, my arguments - are true and sharp in form;

Through skilful Tzadik craft, quite vile, they've preyed on [[Christianity|Christians]] long;

Debate I shall, the Hydra's head, before it can conform;

Degenerates, they prosecture, my Church, it's Holy Saints;

I gather knowledge, all the same, and will accept my fate;

I reinforce the [[Christianity|Christian]] faith, through [[Jackson Hinkle|Hinkle]]'s vile defame;

Talmudic [[Marxism|Marxism]] soon falls and I will be to blame.

=== Entry #3 ===
[[Christianity|Orthodox]] folk, they've seen your lies, your mongrel words, vile enterprise;

We tweet at you: “Debate us now”, avoid in shame, not like the wise.

My witty words will drown the lies, like Max in Fury Road I ride, to beat the people's thirst;

A friend of the demonic [[Haz|Haz]]. Surprised? I was deceived at first!

[[Jackson Hinkle|Hinkle]] evades, much like a rat, he runs to lurk in holes;

But find I shall, grab evil hide, and [[Marxism|Marxism]] will fall.

=== Entry #4 ===
[[Haz|You]] are a sacrilegious, blaspheming, spiritually rotten embarrassment to the entire [[Middle East|Middle East]].

When I defeat your [[Jackson Hinkle|master]] in debate, I will challenge you to a boxing fight in real life, we will stream it on [[Kick|Kick]].

You will have a broken nose, bruised mouth, and purple cheeks - but at least your vile tongue will not speak evil anti- [[Russia|Russian]] and anti-[[Christianity|Christian]] things ever again.

I will teach you a lesson. You slanderous dog.

Run along to your master, I call him now 🐕👈🏻

== Bonus ==
Face Reveal <ref>https://twitter.com/PunishedBeter/status/1746419545076846847</ref>


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